We've all heard of Mr. Dao and United Airlines by now. All I can think that he is a very lucky guy. United made 2.3 BILLION in profit last year and after this debacle they could lose 800 million dollars. Mr. Dao is going to be a millionaire by this time next year whether he did anything wrong or not. United will pay just to make him go away. I know what I'd want....
A cool one million dollars with the taxes paid already. I'm a simple man with simple needs and I can play the Powerball like everyone else. But I have to have something that only United can provide; every month I want to be able to fly to anywhere first class that United flies and back, one more for my birthday. United puts me up in a great room at a great hotel. They give me a thousand dollars cash for expenses and one stewardess of my choice for entertainment. I don't what it costs them for her services, I just want her to be enthusiastic. The once a month adventure club. I don't want to be greedy and I want them to enthusiastically take the deal rather than take the chance of a $50 million payout.