CHINESE SICK LEAVE

Lonesome's Avatar
Mr. Chan calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Mr. Chan, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Mr. Chan calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........You got nice house.'
Sweet N Little's Avatar
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TFF!!
Mr. Chan would so do that!
Sweet N Little's Avatar
Mr. Chan would so do that! Originally Posted by Ginger Doll
he so would, he's a naughty boy
Mr.Chan never in hurry to get to work. But he do go lickety split.