One little girls raised her hand and waved it so the teacher would call on her. When called on she said "I want 4 animals in my life."
The teacher said "What 4 animals"?
The little girl said, a mink on my back, a Jaguar in my garage, a Tiger in my bed and a Jackass to pay for it all.
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