Vote for your favorite troll wrangler...

It seems the threads have been over ran with trolls as of late. It's time to nominate and elect the 2017 troll wrangler and trainer for the KC board.

I would like to nominate Unique Carpenter as head troll wrangler and Miss Savannah Moon as head troll trainer. Since UC decided he wanted to keep TT as a pet and now the board has a few others pouncing around looking for handouts too.

UC and Miss Savannah, please sweethearts...Stop petting and feeding them. They are multiplying and morphing.

I swear they are relatives to Gremlins. Yes, yes darlings...they do make cute pets. However, Miss Moon keeps getting them wet and UC feeds their desires for food like he feeds others desires for spankings.

It seems the threads have been over ran with trolls as of late. It's time to nominate and elect the 2017 troll wrangler and trainer for the KC board.

I would like to nominate Unique Carpenter as head troll wrangler and Miss Savannah Moon as head troll trainer. Since UC decided he wanted to keep TT as a pet and now the board has a few others pouncing around looking for handouts too.

UC and Miss Savannah, please sweethearts...Stop petting and feeding them. They are multiplying and morphing.

I swear they are relatives to Gremlins. Yes, yes darlings...they do make cute pets. However, Miss Moon keeps getting them wet and UC feeds their desires for food like he feeds others desires for spankings. Originally Posted by Sarah Renee

+1
Lets get them under control!

I'm beginning to think you are what a troll looks like before it is fed.

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UC and Miss Savannah, please sweethearts...Stop petting and feeding them. They are multiplying and morphing.... Originally Posted by Sarah Renee

Sigh.
But I promised to get them their shots, permits, muzzles, shock collar, plugs and all that. And this one is just a baby one.

Maybe you're right though, they aren't any fun when they're just sitting in the corner.

I'm beginning to think you are what a troll looks like before it is fed. Originally Posted by Sarah Renee

I'm the wk of kc coed. I'm on your side!

And, the Fet Life gals do want one each.
Maybe it would be a change from them breaking stuff I make for them. Maybe not.

Sigh.
But I promised to get them their shots, permits, muzzles, shock collar, plugs and all that. And this one is just a baby one.

Maybe you're right though, they aren't any fun when they're just sitting in the corner. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Yes I know UC, but then you wonder why we can't have nice things around here. It's when you leave and forget to kennel them, the start causing issues for the neighbors and then we get those Fet Life Gals called and next comes PETA because I'm having to make you get rid of them again.

Yes I know UC, but then you wonder why we can't have nice things around here. It's when you leave and forget to kennel them, the start causing issues for the neighbors and then we get those Fet Life Gals called and next comes PETA because I'm having to make you get rid of them again. Originally Posted by Sarah Renee

+1

Sarah I agree with your choice of UC and Savannah being in charge of the trolls. But shouldn't someone be in charge of Border Control? They need to be spayed or neutered then quarantined for 30 days, just in case!!

Some of you gals def can't be pet trolls because your owner wouldn't be able to afford your eating habits.

and i thought i had no class

The environment breeds the trolling... It's kind of like having roaches..... You can run around trying to kill them and never get anywhere.....

Ya gotta clan your house and get rid of what they feed on......

In that regard... ya haven't got a chance....

I didn't realize that by chewing them up & spitting them out.. it caused enough wetness for morphing & multiplying.
Thanks for enlightening me.
Going back into my UTR mode
Ciao

The environment breeds the trolling... It's kind of like having roaches..... You can run around trying to kill them and never get anywhere.....

Ya gotta clan your house and get rid of what they feed on......

In that regard... ya haven't got a chance.... Originally Posted by Whispers

Whispers, you have plenty of Roaches on the Austin Board...starting with SL!!!

As for me, it would be fun to be SR's lovable fuzz ball.

As for me, it would be fun to be SR's lovable fuzz ball. Originally Posted by DocHolyday

Then fork over the money...... that's what gets you what you want from whores....