Sucking dick can lead to death....

Ladies...be careful out there....

Dude claims his girlfriend choked on his penis....caused her death...

https://www.click2houston.com/news/m...-penis-to-jury
Slitlikr's Avatar
Holy moly!
I'll bet he's hung.
TryWeakly's Avatar
Wow.. just wow.....

"Do we do it in the back? Do we do it in open court?" he asked. "How is the defendant going to be erect when the jury views it? Because a flaccid penis, whether it be a picture or the jury actually seeing it, is completely irrelevant. It needs to be erect."


Court Reporter moonlighting as a fluffer, maybe? Would that be called "dictation", of sorts? ... WTF?
Thickkumz90's Avatar
that had to be either some major sucking or her was HUNG !
^^^^ well she was 60. So she was probably struggling for air even when relaxing in her rocker.
pyramider's Avatar
I doubt I will ever have to worry about that with my 1.3" of dangling death.
timetolive's Avatar
The defendant seems pretty smug. I don't think he's going to be ashamed to show himself in public.

I kept waiting for the prosecuting attorney to try their "Show'er versus Grow'er" argument .

The stenographers face was priceless!
daarakan's Avatar
That guy looks like Beavis, from Beavis and Butthead fame, 40 years later for some reason.
Fancyinheels's Avatar
^^^^ well she was 60. So she was probably struggling for air even when relaxing in her rocker. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Hey, I'll have you know that at 2 years, 4 months, and a couple weeks shy of 60, I can still swallow a mighty sausage. (Especially with a wee bit of Jameson for lube. )

Let me bop you with my cane!

(The defense strains credibility, but trial evidence exposed will certainly be entertaining.)
Thickkumz90's Avatar
Lol
TryWeakly's Avatar
So cryptic.....