SL’S TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NSNC
1) I had unexpected company, my period and my sister.
2) Your references checked out, that scared me.
3) I was possessed, but I saw an exorcist.
4) I missed my 4 flights, damn airlines.
5) My last client had turrets, he knocked over a candle and my in call burned down.
6) I forgot the session before you was a doubles but in two different cities.
7) The free clinic was packed, I’m ready now.
8) I ran out of “large” condoms, you do wear large right?
9) I decided to go lesbian
10) I thought you were just kidding when you said “right fucking now”.
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