I went to Sonic and I ordered the biggest drink I could, with the biggest straw they had. I still want more. The guy next to me was staring, but I don't know why.
The straw wasn't big enough....
I just kept sucking, and sucking.
Damn. No one finds my jokes funny. It's either the delivery, or the whole thing. Hahahaha!
I wish I was funny like Knotty man. Now that SOB is funny!!!!