Shark Week Starts Tomorrow!

My mom and dad left on a week long vacation and now I have the whole house to myself! Do any ladies want to come over and watch Shark Week?

You can even spend the night or stay the whole week if you want. I won't charge you.

I'm going to cook some of those homemade frozen meatballs with KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce in my grandma's crock pot. I also have a couple of cans of cheese and a box of Wheat Thins.

Not that it really matters but all of my female friends tell me that I'm hot. I also have a great body.

They also say that I take great photos and give the most awesome full body massages. Just something to think about in case you need some nude pics taken. It can also be your turn if you are needing the most awesome full body sensual massage in the universe.

Especially from someone hot like me. I'll even get naked while I take your pics to help make you feel sexy.

ISO

Shark Week starts next Sunday, not tomorrow.

Pre Mature Ejaculation... lol

I am SOOOOOO disapointed in you TinyTop! Shouldn't you take this opportunity to dress up in your Batman costume and spy on some more spas? Get your crayons and sketch more perps to give to the press?

But be back in time to watch Sponge Bob while creating the next post telling us all about your awesome deeds to save us from ourselves.

Have fun little boy.

What's this world coming to... I liked an Old T post?

The enemy of my enemy....

I am SOOOOOO disapointed in you TinyTop! Shouldn't you take this opportunity to dress up in your Batman costume and spy on some more spas? Get your crayons and sketch more perps to give to the press?

But be back in time to watch Sponge Bob while creating the next post telling us all about your awesome deeds to save us from ourselves.

Have fun little boy. Originally Posted by Old-T

I've done some serious Batman under cover activities over the last 5 days.

Commissioner Gordon has the intel and will be responding VERY soon.

I'm so excited knowing that human trafficked sex slaves will be rescued sooner than later.

Don't get caught with your pants down!

Cheers and be safe.

So how were the Sharks last night?

Shark week-- so... Treetop is on his period?

Shark week-- so... Treetop is on his period? Originally Posted by Grace Preston

little tree would not be good chum-bait. Too bitter and a bit too fishy!??

little tree would not be good chum-bait. Too bitter and a bit too fishy!?? Originally Posted by winn dixie

Shark Week starts next Sunday, not tomorrow. Originally Posted by tzv13

I think he had it right. It is shark week and fools getting ripped to pieces around here.

Treetop, you should go for a swim

I sorry does anyone beside me find the fact that the great crusade still lives with his mother and gather