More Liars than Reviewers

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  • Go4it
  • 04-22-2011, 11:00 PM
I have been in this hobby FOREVER!!!! I was around and helped set up BCD when Amber first decided that was a good way to make some extra cash on ASPD. There have been a lot of changes over the years, but it seems to me we have more damn liars on here now than ever before. Some of you guys should be downright ashamed of what you write.

When she weighs 200 pounds, tits hang down to her waist, has no definition in those titties at all, not a solid place on her body, and has a pussy that makes the Grand Canyon ashamed, and you state she is a little overweight but not a BBW. Then you are a damn liar!!!!! And if you think that pussy is good, then the closest you ever had to good pussy was your own hand.

I'm not going to "out" any of those providers, but let me give you an example. There is a provider here who gets rave review after rave review about what good BJ's and the pussy is heavenly. Well, let me provide you with 2 reviews of that exact same provider from another board where they just tell it like it is --- particularly when they are going on the review of one of you fuckers.
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Physical Description: Little bitty chic with kinda saggy B sized tits and no ass to speak of. If you don't like smoke smell and bad breath then avoid this one. Not sure why this girl is so popular but after reading all the hype on her I decided to give her a try.

The Rest of the Story: After lurking for a while and seeing all the commotion on this girl I decided to give her a try. Can't say it was great but she is friendly enough.

Made the call and she said to call back when in the area, we meet at a nasty motel and she got the room.

I payed and we undressed and I was not impressed, she looks better in clothes.

We started with a mediocre blow job, again not impressed, it was like she was in outer space till she asked if I was ready to go in the kitty.

I thought that with all the hype this girl must be the greatest fuck in the world, wrong. FS was like ridding a blow up doll, in fact I could have bought a blow up doll for less, I got the nut and she was off to the toilet to do what ever women do in there after fucking.

Will I see her again? Maybe for a quick nut but I'll try to negotiate for a lot less.
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and another of the same provider
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I went to see this girl based on reviews on another site and dam what a shock. The incall was a rat hole motel on XXXXXXXX. She was already there when I arrived, seemed to have been there most of the day. When I first went in the first thing I noticed was a razor blade on the dresser and found out latter what it was for.

She is overly skinny and unhealthy looking, no muscle tone at all.

The activities consisted of a half assed blow job and an offer of bareback of which I insisted on a cover, no telling what she my have and I don't want it. Fucking her is like fucking a rag doll, almost nothing life like about her, she just lays there waiting for it to be done.

After I nutted I went to the bathroom to clean up and when I came out I saw what the razor was for xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

I think I will avoid this one in the future for sure, a wast of $150 bucks.
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I recently saw a provider on here that was getting all kinds of rave reviews. Fuck That!!!!! If I saw her on the streets walking and knew I could get a $20 BJ I wouldn't slow down.
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I don't think anyone should necessarily blast a provider because you don't like her because WALDT. And it's not our job to cause her grief, nor is it our responsibility to put her out of work. This may be the only way she can make a buck, so let her alone. But don't write some blazing review just so you can gain favor. Don't fuck your fellow hobbyiest. Hey - she'll give you BB without the bullshit review!

Sometime I think we should have a section where we have a list of all you fucking liars. Then people would know not to follow in your footsteps.

Have fun, get your nut, but don't bullshit everyone!!!!!!!!!
+1
I've not read hardly ANY Reviews that didn't say "she tastes great and fresh"

Hobbyist should always honor the hobbyist code

KR
  • Junah
  • 04-22-2011, 11:17 PM
+1 to the +1.

I can't tell you over the years how many times i've read a review, seen the provider in question than later wondered who exactly the reviewer had seen. Couldn't have been the same girl.

Well-known fact that men will always overstate their golf handicaps to their peers. Same concept at work here I believe. No one ever wants to admit they paid for sub standard experience.
StJames's Avatar
I think I know her, sounds familiar.
elcalifa's Avatar
Why not write review with actual name? Lead by example, don't be skerred to tell us who she is. Great rant!
  • Gulf2
  • 04-23-2011, 07:55 AM
I understand the sentiment behind Go's rant. As long as men and women have had sex, men have been led by some mysterious force to lie about it. I've often thought that when God said to Adam, "It is not good for man to be alone" that Adam must have replied, "Alone? Hell, you should have seen the one I was with last night..."

A bunch of bravado around the bar is good for community and friendship but as Go points out, it doesn't do much to pass along reliable information. And that's also part of the focus of these boards.

Nice post.
+1.

and, your four reviews are all positive with one so glowing that you recommend hobbyist pre-pay to guarantee our place in line?


Why not write review with actual name? Lead by example, don't be skerred to tell us who she is. Great rant! Originally Posted by elcalifa
I have been in this hobby FOREVER!!!! I was around and helped set up BCD when Amber first decided that was a good way to make some extra cash on ASPD. There have been a lot of changes over the years, but it seems to me we have more damn liars on here now than ever before. Some of you guys should be downright ashamed of what you write.

When she weighs 200 pounds, tits hang down to her waist, has no definition in those titties at all, not a solid place on her body, and has a pussy that makes the Grand Canyon ashamed, and you state she is a little overweight but not a BBW. Then you are a damn liar!!!!! And if you think that pussy is good, then the closest you ever had to good pussy was your own hand.

I'm not going to "out" any of those providers, but let me give you an example. There is a provider here who gets rave review after rave review about what good BJ's and the pussy is heavenly. Well, let me provide you with 2 reviews of that exact same provider from another board where they just tell it like it is --- particularly when they are going on the review of one of you fuckers.
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Physical Description: Little bitty chic with kinda saggy B sized tits and no ass to speak of. If you don't like smoke smell and bad breath then avoid this one. Not sure why this girl is so popular but after reading all the hype on her I decided to give her a try.

The Rest of the Story: After lurking for a while and seeing all the commotion on this girl I decided to give her a try. Can't say it was great but she is friendly enough.

Made the call and she said to call back when in the area, we meet at a nasty motel and she got the room.

I payed and we undressed and I was not impressed, she looks better in clothes.

We started with a mediocre blow job, again not impressed, it was like she was in outer space till she asked if I was ready to go in the kitty.

I thought that with all the hype this girl must be the greatest fuck in the world, wrong. FS was like ridding a blow up doll, in fact I could have bought a blow up doll for less, I got the nut and she was off to the toilet to do what ever women do in there after fucking.

Will I see her again? Maybe for a quick nut but I'll try to negotiate for a lot less.
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and another of the same provider
__________
I went to see this girl based on reviews on another site and dam what a shock. The incall was a rat hole motel on XXXXXXXX. She was already there when I arrived, seemed to have been there most of the day. When I first went in the first thing I noticed was a razor blade on the dresser and found out latter what it was for.

She is overly skinny and unhealthy looking, no muscle tone at all.

The activities consisted of a half assed blow job and an offer of bareback of which I insisted on a cover, no telling what she my have and I don't want it. Fucking her is like fucking a rag doll, almost nothing life like about her, she just lays there waiting for it to be done.

After I nutted I went to the bathroom to clean up and when I came out I saw what the razor was for xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

I think I will avoid this one in the future for sure, a wast of $150 bucks.
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I recently saw a provider on here that was getting all kinds of rave reviews. Fuck That!!!!! If I saw her on the streets walking and knew I could get a $20 BJ I wouldn't slow down.
___________
I don't think anyone should necessarily blast a provider because you don't like her because WALDT. And it's not our job to cause her grief, nor is it our responsibility to put her out of work. This may be the only way she can make a buck, so let her alone. But don't write some blazing review just so you can gain favor. Don't fuck your fellow hobbyiest. Hey - she'll give you BB without the bullshit review!

Sometime I think we should have a section where we have a list of all you fucking liars. Then people would know not to follow in your footsteps.

Have fun, get your nut, but don't bullshit everyone!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Go4it
good rant, and I know with what you speak of, but other than the OP statement above, you have nothing to back up your statements. Reviews will help your fellow hobbyists to make a determination to see that provider or not. I personally do not write reviews of EVERY lady I am with BCD, unless: 1. she is a provider that advertises on here 2. she wants to be "known" on this website 3. She is not known at all on here and she does a so so to bad service which I did partake in, (good thing I have only had a couple of those experiences).
Part of the process is learning who you can trust. Who tells the truth and give all the facts? Not just in their reviews but their other posts. There are guys on here who I have learned to trust and those I would not believe if they said it was nighttime even if I could see the stars. I look for guys who have seen the same women I have and had the same things to say. Or they seem to like the same type of woman I do. ETC.

This takes time and participation on the board. Looking at reviews is important but more so are the people writing them. Take care in who you trust and you will find the reviews more reliable.
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  • Logan
  • 04-23-2011, 12:23 PM
Brother Go4it, thankz for starting this thread.

I used to post on that other site as well. I just scanned the reviewz and came across the provider some of those commentz are in reference to. The main problem with that provider is that she got popular and some biz, so she decided to raise her rates by 100-120 bucks. I don’t think it impacted her bizness at first, but she has started to get some bad chatter of late.

I think that site has more “tell it like is” reviewz because there are no providers really reading through the reviews to see what guyz are posting and the guyz on that site don’t use their handles for screening purposes or use providerz on that site for “references”. If a hobbyist knows that a provider knows his handle, screening info and he needs to also go back to her for a future reference or an “OK”, then he is probably going to be less likely to “tell it like it is” in a review.

Conversely, there are some guyz that are just happy to get a piece of pussy, so they’re going to make every review/experience “glowing”.

It takes time to find the reviewers you can trust. If someone adds some insight or tidbit in a review that stands out from other reviews, then I will usually follow that persons posts. If someone is always only posting “glowing” reviews of welcome wagon providerz, then I’m skeptical of them as well.


Out of curiosity, I went back and looked at my own physical descriptions of said provider. The descriptions will probably give away her identity though. I’ll post them in chronological order from like '09:

“….was better looking than I would have imagined. I'd say trailer park cute. She was wearing make-up and was pretty slender and pale, but pregnant. She looked about 7 months pregnant, but claimed to be "any day now" pregnant. ….tits appeared to be B cups, but didn't inquire of titty milk for certain reasons (SEE PRIVATE). Despite her trailer park cuteness, she was also sporting about a week and half's worth of noticeable armpit hair. Her snatch was also sportin' about the same amount of beaver fur. Overall, a nice package for a cheap, quick blow & go.

However, I'd remiss if I didn't mention that she had several strands (four to five) of what appeared to be shredded cheese stuck to her back thigh during the entire visit. I didn't ask if it was Kraft or Velveeta! he he.”


“…looked rather worn, tired and thin, but VERY eager to please. No make-up, but a thin little Trailer Park hooker that you fantasize about wearing a tank top and short revealing hooker shortz. Probably itty bitty B cups, pale white skin on a 100 lb frame. On a trailer park hooker scale (whatever that meanz!) a solid 6.5/10 this particular visit.”

I didn’t post subsequent reviewz of her, but she declined in appearance each time that I saw her (didn’t bother putting on make-up). I was paying her .30 or .50 for a late night bbbjcim, TUMA or SIP, so I wasn’t too critical of her appearance. It would have been a different story if had thrown down 150 and she showed up with armpit hair, looking worn and tired, and with pieces of shredded cheese stuck to her body. There is absolutely no excuse for a provider, trailer park or not, to show up for a session with food stuck to her body and not know it.


Lancs4440's Avatar
Amen brother. Almost threw up after leaving an appointment a while back because of the smell that lingered, I was literally disgusted. The funny thing is that this provider had some stellar reviews, even one guy called her one of our treasures. Preach it brother ...good job.
StJames's Avatar
That's who I thought it was and she gets a real attitude if she don't like what you say in a review.
trynagetlaid's Avatar
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
  • hotep
  • 04-24-2011, 11:51 AM
One man's trash is another man's treasure!
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One man's trash is another man's treasure! Originally Posted by hotep
But garbage is garbage.