O.J. Caught Masturbating.. Parole Possible Soon

Chung Tran's Avatar
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ct-parole.html

no word whether he ejaculated.. the "Juice" is now 70, may be harder to spit juice these days?

O'J.'s Attorneys are already developing strategy, based on the idea that he did not ejaculate.

"if it didn't spit, you must acquit".
jayt4567's Avatar
who is watching to confirm? LOL
He got paroled...guess Mark Furman fucked it up again.
TexTushHog's Avatar
He was in prison for a Mickey Mouse robbery. He was acquitted of killing his wife.
Chung Tran's Avatar
I wish the Parole Panel had asked O.J. his thoughts about the idea that his Son killed Ron and Nicole. I'd be curious about his response.
Bettlejuice's Avatar
He was beating his dick to the thought of parole and all the Amp pussy he's going to go see
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
or his son helped

I wish the Parole Panel had asked O.J. his thoughts about the idea that his Son killed Ron and Nicole. I'd be curious about his response. Originally Posted by Chung Tran
Jazzplayer's Avatar
Geez if I spent that much time in prison I'm sure they would catch me jerking off a time or two....