It's Not Your Birthday

If I do happen to offer a birthday special it is valid for that birthday. Please don't text me 7months down the road asking me for your birthday special. It is no longer your birthday. Not to mention he called the day before to cancel our appt when I did offer the birthday special to him so why in the fuck would I still offer that special to him?? He should've showed up to his discounted appt back then.

This is why I rarely offer discounts anymore cause some guys don't seem to understand that a special isn't a new forever rate, it's a special. The rate goes back to what it was. Why negotiate? If you can't afford to play don't think up excuses and think I'm dumb enough to follow along. This is my business, this is how I pay my bills. When and if I want to offer a birthday special I'll decide that and proposition it to the birthday boy, not the other way around.

Thank you.
Sometimes Gem you just cant fix stupid
Savannah Moon's Avatar
Sometimes Gem you just cant fix stupid Originally Posted by BigDeal
Sometimes???
Ummm, NEVER!!
Gemma, offer him the spanking portion of the birthday special and whoop that ass!!!
OXOXXX YEA!!!
Savannah Moon's Avatar
Let me get myself to the pool before I get in trouble..
Hugs
Ive got to met Gemma someday.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
.... before I get in trouble.... Originally Posted by Savannah Moon
Before???

Gemma,
What about folks that no longer recognize birthdays?
WMJ4657's Avatar
Gemma my sweet, a date with you in itself is SPECIAL!!!
He was closer to the next birthday than he was to the actual one he wanted the special for. Good thinking. I wonder if he waited if he felt he could ask for 2 in a row...

The surest fire way to get the notion of good specials dismissed in mass by providers is to abuse them...

Sorry it happened Gemma - try not to let one bad apple ruin the specials bunch
Savannah Moon's Avatar
SPANK HIM!!!
joe blow me's Avatar
How about for my unbirthday?😁
SPANK HIM!!! Originally Posted by Savannah Moon
If only a spanking would suffice...

Sorry it happened Gemma - try not to let one bad apple ruin the specials bunch Originally Posted by nudiej
I won't let it affect my specials I sometimes run. I just wish more guys understood that a special is not a forever rate... And that hookers aren't dumb.
Highwayman 10's Avatar
Gemma I got a bday coming up next month! I think it's time for a visit back to kc! Hint hint wink wink!! Lol
Danson&Highsmith's Avatar
-"But my dick is hard now!" lol.

Keep your appts, don't argue rates, be good to the ladies, and be a good lay (or do your best). That's all the special I need to be. Don't get me wrong, I love a good special, but i hardly expect it and never argue it. It's just an added bonus and makes me feel special that the lady even gave it to me. And don't be as corny as me on the boards lol.
Not looking for a birthday special, but Gemma can blow out my candles anytime!