Review: The TU Club

Date: 7-21-17
Provider: Didnt catch their names
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Whiskey Flats
State: Texas
Address: Highway 377
Appointment Type: Strip Club
Activities: Mild petting, if you wanna call it that
Session Length: 5 minutes too long
Fee: More than I was willing to spend
Hair Color and Length: Mid length dirty blonde and burnette
Age: One was mid 30s, other qualified for early bird specials
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: One was a bit of a bbw, but surprisingly had a pretty face and some nice tits. Not much of an ass though. The old one was crackhead skinny with a face that reminded me of a beardless Chuck Norris, maybe some saggy B-cup pancake titties, and as ass flatter than her chest.
Recommendation: No

entertaining review..

desim, well, the good news is that a 40$ TOFTT hit is not so bad.
the better news is that the 20$ you spent elsewhere surely did the "trick" :^)

also, well written, in the Logan style !!!

Haha. Thanks. I've been trying to improve my review skills every time I've written one.

This place had always been on a list of places I wanted to check out just for the sake of being able to say I've been. I know now that it's not worth the drive, time, or money. Seriously, you'd have better luck on Lancaster or Las Vegas Trail. Not that I know or anything. Lmao

Cool review