What skills would you want a provider to have

I often joke that in my next life I will come back as a billionaire oil tycoon. And one day I had a fun discussion.

In the middle east the guys had their harems, so eliminating the obvious, what kind of skills would you want the ladies in your harem (or ladies your men) to have?

One crazy thing I would have to have is a Starbucks Barista. I have a homemade espresso machine, but I can't make my coffee drinks anywhere near that good.

A few others:

1. A guitar teacher;
2. A running coach and fitness trainer
3. Someone who is just a big Game of Thrones Geek as me.

Let's keep this non-sexual and please don't nominate a lady by name. This is just for fun.

1.) Dance ballet
2.) Juggle (But only if they jiggle when they juggle)
3.) Dance to the Tango

1) Gymnast
2) Sword swallower
3) Scuba diver

Contortionist
Human statue
Sing
Master in grappling
Not able to tell time

Blind
Deaf
Mute
And owns a liquor store.

Top 10 skills or qualities for my harem:
1. Honesty
2. A great chef
3. Obsessive compulsive about cleanliness
4. An interior designer
5. A custom tailor
6. An artist (painting and sculpting)
7. A physical therapist
8. Loves children
9. Loves to work large jigsaw puzzles
10. Has no gag reflex

Yall are crackn me up.

Serious posts:

Doctor
Lawyer
Masseuse (licensed)
CPA
Chef
Landscaper

Funny

Hitwoman/Assassin
Computer Hacker
Professional Gamer
Anyone whose can suck a golf ball through a garden hose......
with her pussy.

An attractive woman who is intelligent and can engage in a serious conversation, in addition to be a sexual superstar.

JaG

I don't ask for much.. beautiful to me and an ability to take pleasure in the small things. :mfr_lol :

Ditto on what disizme2k16 said.......I couldn't have said it better.

Triplets
Great legs (you can buy the rest)
Red read who has glasses and freckles
Long distance runner
Phycologist (I need one anyway)
Surgeon (to keep me put back together)
Hiker
Big game hunter
Chef
A lawn girl


And a nympho