Retirement

RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE



One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale
Heather Anderson's Avatar
Leave it to you to find that one! Lol, too funny.

I'll have to remember that when I'm having my "going out of business" sale! Ok, maybe not....
I guess they were selling ANTIQUES