Frankenstein

Okay, say you are able to take pieces/things from every provider you've ever seen, be it looks, personality, body parts, certain skills, etc. and lump them together to make the perfect provider for you. A Frankenstein Escort. LOL. Who would you choose from and why?

Okay, say you are able to take pieces/things from every provider you've ever seen, be it looks, personality, body parts, certain skills, etc. and lump them together to make the perfect provider for you. A Frankenstein Escort. LOL. Who would you choose from and why? Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

Jade's boobs and eyes, Shae's cute accent, DFK and BJ skills, MJ's overall curves and girlish demeanor. Pam's(FBSM from Lees Summit) customer service enthusiasm. As I see more ladies, hope to add to the list.

The only perfect woman is the one you are currently with. Taking the "best parts" would make them all the same.

Big Mike is right.

I like a variety, and that makes each provider special in some way.

I just figured I'd start a fun thread amidst all the serious ones we have.
Plus it's a way to let providers know what you like. :P

Petite, small an natural tits, 34 something, looks can be average, nice small,
smells good, looks clean, has all her teeth.

It's not any one thing for me. It's the overall package. Personality, attitude, and hygiene come first. Now some girls do some things better than others but we always get to the same result. Right?

Allie, I can tell from your avatar that you are damn close to perfect. And you have a brain, too. That's sexy! You are much too smart for KC, you need to be here in Wichita!

i don't wanna name off specific things i like about a provider, but Ms Cherry+SaraXXX+StacyStacked+Gr ace would be a killer combination.

i don't wanna name off specific things i like about a provider, but Ms Cherry+SaraXXX+StacyStacked+Gr ace would be a killer combination. Originally Posted by kimdizzle

I like that approach as well, so without naming off specific things, I would combine various attributes of Kim (a provider in South KC I saw on a regular basis that quit providing about 5 yrs ago), Taylor Sweet, Haley Baby, and Sweet Monique.

Allie, I can tell from your avatar that you are damn close to perfect. And you have a brain, too. That's sexy! You are much too smart for KC, you need to be here in Wichita! Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Aw thanks COG! Now if I come down there it really WILL be your fault!
LOL.

Some need to add a wrist watch and a day planner! Might cut down on some of the NC/NS.

I'm going to start doing what the Donald does. More than 10-15 minutes late and I send a text saying "your fired".

Allie, I will gladly accept the blame for that. They would give me a parade here!

I like pizza. I like ice cream. I like chocolate cake. I like tacos. I like nacho cheese. I like apples. I like cinnamon rolls. I like filet mignon. But the idea of swirling them together or combining bits and pieces doesn't sound appealing. Except filet mignon tacos with nacho cheese sauce...that sounds pretty good actually.