Tim and Janice




Tim and Janice met by chance on board a cruise ship where they had booked a cruise, alone and unaccompanied, to” get away from it all.”

When they discovered they lived in neighboring cities only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums. Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage."

"So, before I get a little box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Tim replied. He looked down at the table gravely. Deep in serious thought he was quiet for a long moment, but then said,

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"You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight on your downswing just as you hit the ball.
rex-man's Avatar
wow.............lmfao
Keyzer Soze's Avatar
Haha...have to remember this one!
blaktygre's Avatar
that's a good one!!
Lol funny
  • Misha
  • 05-09-2011, 12:00 PM
Too funny!!
Hehe! That was a good one