I'll start
1. Amtrak announces a photography contest.
2. Kerzic takes photographs for Amtrak's photography contest.
3. Amtrak police arrest Kerzic for taking photographs.
This was a comedic rendition . . . there are quite a few more "Nailed Em" sections that are very funny!
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...k-photographer
This guys spent 2 days in jail for allowing his girlfriend to take a few tastes off of his buffet plate!
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...--buffet-crime