Joke of the day.

My wife says to me the other night "how come we don't make love like they do in the movies", so I bent her over the table smacked her on the ass grabbed her by the hair fucked her hard and came on her face.... Turns out we don't watch the same movies.

LMAO, Good one HG!!!

I hope you have some portable porn for your stay in the doghouse!

lol I like those movies hornygolfer!

Sounds like lickin fun

Great Joke!