Boy, do i wish...

Boy, do I wish...
Providers could comment on the part of the reviews we can see.
Instead, we have to sit back and read comments from hobbyists that have, absolutely, NO IDEA what they are talking bout.
I'm just saying, Mr. Bone, can we address said elephant like adults now??
You do realize that you still owe me for an hour from way back on my birthday. Seriously, perhaps you could respectively catch me up before you sit down to pass along your expert advice. What ya say?
I mean, haven't ignored this subject long enough?? Friend?

Oh, and one more thing

EVERYTHING YOU READ IN REVIEWS IS NOT A FACT

if you hear anyone, or, especially, a chorus of 2 insane idiots, throwing their hands around, stomping their feet, and yelling their praises for ANY provider EVERY DAMN CHANCE THEY GET and that provider's is not VANESSA INK, check your source. THOSE MOTHER EFFERS ARE NUTS.
Now, of course, I'm just a lil ole provider, so what do i know?
Well i know that if i catch you lying to me, you steal from me, or you are just simply a prick, I CUT YOU OFF!!

My guess is, so has everyone else.

so check their reviews.


Shit. No wonder their so intent on impressing her. Hmmm. No other options

GAME ON, FRIENDS.
y'all know who you are

Stay safe

Just saying

Is it DaleDaBone you're saying that owes you from your B'day?

Girl you're way too nice. People will take advantage and walk all over you if you allow them to. Damn, I've never been allowed to owe any provider squat. It's always payment in full, or my ass is cut off. I guess no good deed goes unpunished as they say.

How the hell did this happen?

Ooops, double tapped

Is it DaleDaBone you're saying that owes you from your B'day?

Girl you're way too nice. People will take advantage and walk all over you if you allow them to. Damn, I've never been allowed to owe any provider squat. It's always payment in full, or my ass is cut off. I guess no good deed goes unpunished as they say.

How the hell did this happen? Originally Posted by hotrix1

I assumed names would be obvious just be reading the reviews.
However, if you traveled further back, he went by Deadson.
See, this the perfect example of one of my forms of verification. Multiple accounts happen. But many multiple accounts... Seems to me someone is in need of a new identity. And there are very GOOD reasons that someone would feel they must change their identity.
See, there's that FISHY smell again...

There shouldn't be anything fishy in the hobby at all. Any fishiness is usually an indication there could be something wrong. LOL.

Must be like a monopoly get out of jail card hotrix1

I've never seen a real one either

Lmfao! I actually quoted the hamburger version of that the very day he asked me. But we had seen each other many times, so i trusted him.
I'll wait until the laughter subsides.
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Ahem... All I'm saying is, those reviews and the comments that are viewable not just to members, but ANYONE on the internet, actually influence gentleman looking for providers to spend their time with.
If you aren't gentleman enough to handle your obligations, perhaps you should not be offering so much advice to the public on matters concerning to hobbyists. Certainly, you should not be calling bullshit on ANYONE or announcing to EVERYONE that they are a drama queen.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO JUDGE ANYONE ELSE???

Just saying

LOL

I almost used the old wimpy burger one till I saw that one...

Damn. I almost thought that was a pic from that day. Lol. Almost got me there. Thought you'd snuck up on us.

Honestly, my experience with Mr. Bone just left me hurt and confused. It was my experience with the other 'expert' in top notch providers, that really caused a physical reaction it of me.
Yeah. Insane laughter.

We were discussing the possibility of another date to makeup for the first, which took 10 months to happen and still disastrously failed. I explained to him it simply was not possible. Every tiny thing pointed straight to another fucked up ending, and i didn't wanna take that ride again. I just had a bad feeling. So, i said no.
That's when he informed me, and i quote, "TAKE SOME MORE PROZAC, PSYCHO."

So, perhaps you can see why i feel they should probably not be looked to for the most sincere advice. Especially not on legitimate escorts.

But, wonder what you gotta do to get them to mascot for you?
Hmmm. Must be nice.

I hate to hear that Laney. I know I had a great time when I saw you. Can't see that anybody would have any reason to be badmouthing you.

Did you maybe squirt on his Cheerios? Not enough? Or too much squirting? Can't make everyone happy, but some fucktards are just impossible. But to rip you off and not make it right is a typical chickenshit's way of trying to screw with people. We know that type all too well, since there's so many of them in the Panhandle unfortunately. But there are more nice guys out there than not.

Still, I wouldn't chalk it up to experience. If Dale would make it right, would you even want to deal with him again? I highly doubt it. But it would only be right for you to get paid for services rendered and the callout justified if the man won't make it right with you if he connected with you here on Eccie in the first place.