Over-hyped, badly written ads

If I could give just one tip to providers about the ads they post here, it would be this: Keep it simple. Just tell us what city you'll be visiting, when, and a few other essentials. Don't try to win us over with badly written phrases like "imagine my amazing tits glistening in the candlelight." I mean, really, do tits actually glisten? Maybe if they've been oiled up like crazy, but it would take a lot of oil, I'd think. This is just one example of too much hype and not enough facts in ads. Thanks.

Tits can and do glisten with the right lightening...lol. Yeah I agree with most ads but I think provider do like to try and stand out which is reason why they don't normally keep it simple. Just my opinion.

What city and when; a current pic; and where I can find her reviews is all I need.

What city and when; a current pic; and where I can find her reviews is all I need. Originally Posted by thecooldude

Exactly.
Now there are some providers who write some enticing ads, but if you know your writing (and spelling) skills are weak, why push your luck? Stick to the pertinent facts (listed above) and the mongers will beat a path to your incall.