Women are Like Boats... :-/

Women are like boats, no matter how much you want the idea of being with one to work. *They just drain your time, money, and emotions.

If it floats,flies or fucks...

I've only owned one boat in my life and only had one wife.

Great thing now is when I have the urge to play with on I can always rent one for a few hours and then it's not mine anymore. I love being able to rent different style, size, color boats to. Variety is the spice of life!