Would John Wayne shave his balls?

oden's Avatar
  • oden
  • 02-22-2010, 10:37 PM
Ok, we know that porn stars, starting with gay porn stars, shave everything; chest, legs, pubes. Tell me the truth, could you explain to your father or mother let alone one famous Texan why a mature man would shave more than his face (or maybe his head). Have we become that feminized? Are there any women that like men anymore?
And what would your S.O. say if you started doing that all of a sudden?
Marcus78's Avatar
NONSENSE!!! John Wayne was so tough his ball-hair would break any razor in existence; he was the Chuck Norris of his day! And although I would love to claim him for our great state, he was an Iowan, and I think he grew up in California, but someone will need to fact check me on that one. Also can you imagine if he never changed his birth name from Marion Robert Morrison? "The brave cowboy Marion rides in to save the day..." It just wouldn't have worked... In summary, I agree that shaving is too feminine for my taste, but I am not above keeping things trimmed.
-Mark
GneissGuy's Avatar
He'd wouldn't shave, he'd just remove the hair with one of these.

XXXRooster's Avatar
John Wayne was so tough, he'd have dipped his junk in gasoline, struck a match and set it a blaze
Budman's Avatar
Oden, Check you PM's
Nice avatar Budman!, all you'd have to say is sick em boy!
DallasRain's Avatar
Ok when I read this I thought--
Hey guys..yall have too much time on yall's hands...lol

Start hobbying with those fine ass Texas women!!!!
...and a Wonderful avatar Ms. DallasRain
handyGiraffe's Avatar
John Wayne was an actor...and the persona was a fantasy from film...but he was and is still cool...
GneissGuy's Avatar
John Wayne was an actor...and the persona was a fantasy from film...but he was and is still cool... Originally Posted by handyGiraffe
Yeah, right. Next thing you'll be telling us Chuck Norris doesn't actually wipe his ass with broken glass.
Willen's Avatar
Not sure that this is precisely to the point here, but let's not forget that the Duke wore a hairpiece from at least the mid 50s on. By the time he did 'Green Berets' he was bare as a billiard ball on top. So I don't necessarily bank on him refusing to play games with hair elsewhere. If only Maureen O'Hara was still around; she might be able to tell us.
handyGiraffe's Avatar
Gneissguy....you're not accusing Chuck Norris of being an actor are you? He probably does wipe his ass with broken glass....
Hey Willen,

Maureen O'hara is still alive and lives in Ireland. She will be 90 this year. Hopefully she will log on to eccie and solve the mystery..
dicdaddy's Avatar
Legend has it that John Wayne's balls were made of titanium therefore no hair could grow on them.
oden's Avatar
  • oden
  • 02-23-2010, 10:05 PM
Maureen O'hara,
Now that is a whole nother story, it would be a shame if she was shaved.