Hobby excuses?

lickidyclit's Avatar
Having a so,I have to come up with a believable excuse to get out of the house to do my hobbing which for the most part is a q\s bj,so I announce " see ya in a few,going to harbor freight, or home depot, scrap yard,or to the boat,etc.Curious what excuse you guys use when you have an hour or more session to cover up?
golf in Canada worked for years. nice round of golf and a massage or bj at seds with a great lunch was a beautiful thing back in the day.now I just go to the gym
blackops2424's Avatar
I prefer to hobby during the day. I have a lot a flexibility at work so extended lunches happen often. Much easier with a SO. Hard to say “yeah I’m showering to go to the store”

I’ve since run out of excuses, so my evening hobbying is reserved for SA girls for the most part. Reason being, the time is usually however much I choose and if I’m going out at night I like to get the most bang for my buck pun intended. My weeekly card game (wink wink) covers this nicely.

I’m at the casino a lot too, although I never win?
Plastic Man's Avatar
a thread bouts how ta ...lie

...sweeeeeeeeeeeet
You can always just tell the truth in a joking manner. That is what I do.
pyramider's Avatar
Yep, just tell her you are going to meet a sexy 23 year old and she will fuck the shit out of you. Then walk out ...
Dentist appointment
JONBALLS's Avatar
cant imagine having to spend one second



trying to comeup with a thought

that I need to explain myself

to anyone

about who I fuck. talk about being stuck in a cage .... no thanks

cut the "so" loose then


or are you that weak at the thought of having so much disrespect for someone living next to you just out the fear of waking up alone?
oh , wait I know "for the kids" lol that's always a rich one ,, hahahaha
what garbage

especially the assholes( half men and women both) that come on here

the most

screaming about " respecting women "or

worse yet some mod trying to enforce some promise of morality "checked" at the door apon

signing in

talk about the ultimate "feeding the trolls" , that's most of the ripping fuel

its called the blatent in your face hypocrisy spouted

where the ridicule , and sarcasm gets

naturally fueled you animals