At Spotless Kittens, I apply my extensive experience in hairdressing and cosmetology to give your vah jey jey the cutting edge in hygiene, presentation, and health. With an iron respect for boundaries and comfort, I will wash, preen, groom, and shave your vaj region at a competitive price. Think of it like going to the salon, the Vaj Salon.
I believe that female sexuality is sacred, and I consider it a spiritual experience to help care for a vagina. I do not abuse that honor by engaging in crude or disrespectful language while working. While I am working on you, you will be treated like the Goddess that you are, the Goddess that men vie to spend hundreds of dollars to be with. I have an immense respect for the work that escorts do and although I think it's healthy to have some humor about everything in life, I also promise to treat your body like it is the most important thing in the world. Because when I am working with you, it is.
Services and Pricing:
Quick Scrub. $10
Basic trim and gentle scrubbing of the vagina.
The Basics. $20
Bald shaving (or shaping), a careful wash, and an optional vaginal massage (non-sexual)
I encourage an open mind. So many have been mislead to box the vagina into the label "sex organ", but the vagina needs more than just sexual attention. Release the pent up energy in your vagina with a relaxing, non-sexual massage, and feel years of negative buildup dissipate. Furthermore, the lubrication and relaxed state induced by the massage are beneficial to some of the grooming and washing that follow it. The Basics requires approximately 50 minutes.
The Works. $40
Full body grooming, shaving, and shaping. Following by a thorough washing from head to toe. Once you are nice and clean, a full body massage. It starts at the scalp and works all the way down to your toes over a period of about 30 minutes. During the massage I conduct a small guided meditation to help you work through negative experiences that may have left you with unhealthy, intimacy blocking beliefs about your sexuality. These sorts of beliefs are common enough among sex workers that it's very important you give yourself a safe space to release them and accept yourself. The words requires at least 100 minutes.
This is not a sexual offer. Vaginal massages involve the use of the tongue, but that is because tongues are great at massaging vaginas. If you want to treat your vagina to an amazing experience leave a comment here or PM me.