Twas the day before Christmas
And all thru Eccie land
The women were horny as hell
And the guys couldn't understand
It was not for good sex
Or even wanting to cum
They were horny for dollars
And they knew horny guys would come
So the ladies posted their ads
With prices of sheer delight
Hoping the horny men would come
On Twas the night
Oh and don't forget to take gifts
For the ladies to gift away
To spouses and friends
To brighten their Christmas day
The horny men saw the ads
But still pretending to be good
While all the while wanting to leave
And go sling their wood
So run away run away Run away all
Send your PMs and go visit those incalls
Fill her up, fill her up
With your hot holiday cheer
Then go back home and write a review
Cause we all want to hear
Happy holiday to all
It truly was Twas a night
Merry Christmas to everyone
Let's mesh again tomorrow night