I Guess This Is Good-Bye

As we all know, the Rapture is tomorrow. This is the day that all the faithful will be taken to their reward. In view of my purity of heart, clarity of thought, extreme kindness and unsurpassed humility, I think it is obvious that I will be one of the first to go.

I will miss you all, the beauty of Elena, Allie Kat, Lilianna, and the Queen, and the delightful repartee I've had with Longer, Catnip, and Thorough9. You have brightened my life, but I think it is clear you won't be going with me. Sorry, not my fault.

Maybe when I reach that Golden Shore, I will finally learn what pisses you all off about John Galt. And Cheaper, I name you the official Eccie scapegoat in my absence. You can handle it!

Thanks again, oh, and sorry about that burning in hell thing for you all. Again, not my fault.

Good bye, and good luck.

Oh, I didn't mention Grace because I am taking her with me. I'd rather have one Grace than 72 virgins. But that is just me.

LOL! Yes, I will be staying right here. Wicked to the core. But oh so much fun!

I got kicked out of hell??? And is this happening US time cause its already sat down under.... lol Im head to toe in Tin foil hope I dont get struck by lighting!!!!!!

COG..................can I have your possessions and IRA's?

It would mean a lot to me.

since it's only going to be us truly wicked left....it's gonna be a wild time....

heck with the harps and fluffy clouds, give me beer, sex, and screaming guitars.

I got kicked out of hell??? And is this happening US time cause its already sat down under.... lol Im head to toe in Tin foil hope I dont get struck by lighting!!!!!! Originally Posted by Thequeen

I guess we're stuck in limbo together Queen.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's pretty sure I'll take over.



Jack

LOL, COG that's to good lol.......I've been saying for years I was going to go to hell, in fact I was just told to go there this morning lol. Required viewing lol.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmX7d9B20WQ&feature=re lated

This reminds me of a joke that i heard.

COG, Thorough9 and Ms Elena died and went to the Pearly Gates where St. Peter, the gatekeeper waited.

St. Peter: Welcome to heaven. Please form a single file line to the right and proceed to the Fountain of Forgiveness to erase your sins by washing the part of your body that was responsible for the sin.

Thorough9 was first in line and St Peter says, "what part of your body have you sinned with?"

"My hands, St Peter", said Thorough.

St Peter says, "wash your hands in the fountain and enter the kingdom"
Thorough9 washes his hands and enters the gates to the kingdom - Hallelujah!!

Ms. Elena is next in line and COG is behind her - still looking at her ass, no doubt.

St Peter says, "Ms. Elena, Go to the fountain and wash the part of your body that you've sinned with"

Ms. Elena takes one step forward, and COG comes out of his trance and interrupts.

"St Peter", COG says, "do you think that it may be possible for me to rinse out my mouth before Ms Elena sticks her ass into the fountain"

Now why throw me and my ass into the joke?

Because they are both sweet...

The entire US Marine Corps will be there, because we have already served our time in hell.

JR

since it's only going to be us truly wicked left....it's gonna be a wild time....

heck with the harps and fluffy clouds, give me beer, sex, and screaming guitars. Originally Posted by jeff one086

Uh, you mean there won't be beer, sex and screaming guitars in heaven? Let me think about this for a moment. Hardly seems like heaven.

Sing with me now......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Stacy, I love that song! Oh, and it is now May 21 in the Eastern Time Zone!