Things A Provider REALLY Loves To Hear

1. "I see in your reviews you do doggy. Can I bring my dog in now?"

2. "Did I mention Jack the Ripper is my role model?"

3. "This will have to be a quickie. I'm overdue back at the half-way house."

4. "We don't need foreplay. I can fuck like a rabbit for the entire 2 hour session."

5. "You don't mind if I leave my diaper on? I have accidents sometimes."

6. "Baby, you're going to love this."

7. "I don't need a shower. I showered this morning before going to work at the slaughterhouse."

8. "How would you like to make some REALLLL money?"

9. "You do give discounts for 9 inches don't you?"

10. "I love you."

11. "The check's in the mail."

12) I just won the Super Lottery or hit "00" pay-off on the gambling tables,
so I have cash that no one knows about expect you and I

13) So, does your family know what you do for a living?

14) Come one. Tell me. Wasn't I the best you've ever had?

15. I promise I won't Cum in your mouth.

16. My checks don't bounce

17 - Dont worry about the sores they are scabbed over nicely. Besides they enhance the plesure kinda like a french tickler.
18 - You remind me of my sister back home in Arkansas.

19. Honey, I'm the man who can take you away from all of this.

20. You can stay as long as you want

21. I promise its all there you dont have to check
22.Its ok that i brought a friend with me.
23.Well are we done yet

24.It was only 45 mins do i get a discout?

25. Wow, you came so much YOU should pay ME

26. can i book one hour for my grandpa............ he needs his pipes cleaned out too.

27. I am a very well known Hobbyist, give me a two hour free session every week and I will keep you busy with referrals.