TEACHER: Four crows are on a fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: None.
Teacher: Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?
Little Johnny: None.
Teacher: Can you explain that answer?
Little Johnny: One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left.
Teacher: Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think.
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I ask a question?
Teacher: Sure.
Little Johnny: There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?
Teacher: The one sucking the cone.
Little Johnny: No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think.
- wolfsy
- 05-24-2011, 01:46 PM
- Rodram
- 05-24-2011, 02:34 PM
Lol !
- sushiguy
- 05-25-2011, 12:34 AM
- mustang220
- 05-25-2011, 12:57 AM
A man called into a Maine radio station the other day and asked the DJ if I divorce my wife will she still be my second cousin?
- Ivy Chick
- 05-25-2011, 01:43 AM
TEACHER: Four crows are on a fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: None.
Teacher: Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?
Little Johnny: None.
Teacher: Can you explain that answer?
Little Johnny: One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left.
Teacher: Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think.
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I ask a question?
Teacher: Sure.
Little Johnny: There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?
Teacher: The one sucking the cone.
Little Johnny: No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think. Originally Posted by wolfsy
AWESOME!
- why you no do
- 05-25-2011, 07:56 AM
TFF...thanks for the laugh
- rex-man
- 05-25-2011, 09:34 AM
LOL
- wolfsy
- 05-25-2011, 12:41 PM
Here's a good one...
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"