"the offerings on this brothel menu are laced with the sort of English slang and profanity that make Guy Ritchie's earlier gangster movies seem inexplicably charming. For example, the wide-eyed patron of Mrs. F.A. Tasse fuck juice palace has the option of getting a prosaic edge-of-the-bed diddle or "finger fuck, with juice," to the decidedly exotic "free back scuttle," during which a woman will rub the male patron's nuts with a feather while keeping out of his "poop hole" (that little number ran £3.85 in 1912).
For a real gas, visitors might also have tried out the £30.00 "Pinkey's Special," which started with some "under fucking" and finished with a goose quill in the customer's asshole, because only the very classiest sexual encounters end with goose quills in orifices. However, the brothel wasn't for everyone, as the following end-of-menu disclaimer makes perfectly clear:
No discount for cash. Stink fingers and jerking-off matinees for young men under 21, every Wednesday from 2:30 to 4. Customers must enter with cash in one hand and tool in the other. If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off.
Take a look at the FULL "menu":
https://jezebel.com/5988149/brothel-...l-read-all-day