Hooker's Union...(It's only right)

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next!

That's a funny fucking joke!

More like the girl gets $60, the house gets $20, and the union thugs get $20.

Ah bet y'all thinck thet joke's high-larious, but when's tha last time enny o' yew fellas hadda stout & chewy gum-job bj by a hoogar wif no gag reflex left? Well, thet's tooo long!

(staff edit; now with 100% less racism; ztonk)

Love it

(staff edit; now with 100% less racism; ztonk) Originally Posted by Hugh Shcrapps

Now that made me laugh out loud ztonk!

Now that made me laugh out loud ztonk! Originally Posted by Kickrocks

I try...

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That was perfect. Reminds me of the guy telling the Vegas hotel that he shouldn’t have to pay the resort fee since he didn’t use any of the amenities. The clerk says “well sir, we can’t help that you didn’t use them but they were all there for you to enjoy.” The guy thinks for a minute and hands the clerk a bill for $300. The clerk asks what it’s for and he replies “my wife’s a hooker and charges $300.” The clerk responds that he didn’t touch the mans wife or even know who she is. He says “well, she was here all night for you to enjoy, it’s not my fault you didn’t partake.”