Public Sex Positions

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Public space is there for all to utilize, so it is your duty as a responsible citizen to make good use of these areas

Pig in a Blanket

Locale: Best suited to public parks and beaches.

As the name suggests, you need both a blanket and a pig. Men, being suitably pig-like at times, are designated swine for the outing. Wrap yourselves in a blanket and discreetly wriggle like stuck pigs until you are both satisfied. Save the squealing for later, because there may be people around. Sleeping bags can be used and then you won’t have to worry about naked body parts being suddenly exposed to the outside world -- they also get nice and sweaty with the friction.
Lumberjack

Locale: The woods, naturally.

Simulate sex with a tree in this position. The intermediary is your lover. She is the tree hugger, facing the tree, with her arms around it protecting the tree from your large and violent axe. Enter her from behind, and she will use her otherworldly powers of manipulation to make you forget all about being a callous tree-murderer. Choose your tree carefully, as despite her love for tall leafy greens, she is prejudiced against certain types of trees -- trunks with a lot of scratchy bark are not worthy of her embraces. She likes them long, smooth and thick.
Pitch a Tent

Locale: Best suited to a flat area ideal for pitching a tent, such as long grass.

Your throbbing member is the tent peg, and your body is the hammer. She is the ground sheet, flat and spread out, ready for you to make her sturdy and stable with your tools. Peg her to the ground however you need to, and make the most of the ideal position. Once the poles are in, for some variety, she can then make a tent-shape with her body and you can slide the final pole into her satiny fabric -- best done where you would normally pitch a tent.


Bushwhacker

Locale: Backyard/garden.

We’ve all done it, or at least wish we’d done it: Sex in the bushes reminds us of our misspent youth, curfews and naughtiness. You don’t even have to leave your property -- though feel free to do it on other people's. Surely they won’t mind. She doesn’t want to get her clothes dirty or touch the icky ground, so be a gentleman and kneel at her service. Wrap her legs tightly around your waist, and hold her close so she doesn’t have to touch the undergrowth. This way you get the twigs and leaves in your knees and shins as you should, and she gets to have good sex and be treated like the lady she is.
Taking out the Trash

Locale: Back alley.

Men are infamous for shirking their domestic duties, so take an opportunity to redeem yourself: Take out the trash, and get her off while you’re at it. Yes, sometimes you probably want to send her off with the dump truck, but this time you are going to make passionate love to the garbage bag: her. The connotations are wrong -- she is the furthest thing from trash that exists in the entire world -- but you get the idea. She is wrapped around your upper torso and you carry her like you might do a large, beautiful sack of rubbish. Enter her body, and revel in the scent of her that is so unlike discarded waste products.
public indecency, prison & fines

It is important to take note of who may be watching, as public indecency is a mortal sin, and shall be punished with embarrassing fines, jail terms, criminal convictions, and the like. Keep out of sight of kids -- mom and dad will probably be offended and disgusted, and parents like nothing more than to severely punish those who decimate their child's pure minds.
take it outside

After a long, cold winter being stuck inside, it is a relief to have hilarious and ridiculous sex somewhere outrageously public. Choose your locations carefully, but without too much aplomb. You're not running for president (and if you are, you might want to reconsider), so keep giggling like school kids, and no matter who comes first, you both win awards for bravery and good humor.

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