Which adult theater in San Antonio is best

Considering checking out the adult theater action. Where should I go?
The brick-and-mortar theaters have gone the way of Blockbuster Video into the Dumpster of History. The closest you might find would be the Adult Megaplex stores.
Guest010619's Avatar
Jump in your time machine and head downtown to Broadway St. , there was also one on Main St. about 30 years ago. I had been to both, I’ll save you a trip, it was dark, nasty, had a weird human scent and those sticky floors and seats do not have spilled butter on them. I went to a couple of Adult theatres in Europe way back and they were nicer than the standard family theatres here and even showed uncut scenes.
Also about 30 years ago.
I remember when San Antonio was dotted with drive-ins and many started showing X-Rated movies. Some friends and I used to see some real gems like Party at Kitty and Studs starring Sylvester Stallone, or a couple of movies in the R-rated or MA category. One I recently saw on Amazon Prime. Check out its grind house section.
There were some makeshift theatres in mobile homes just outside the city limits. I remember going to one located in the area now known as Splashtown. There I saw the double feature of Deep Throat and Devil in Miss Jones.
Nowadays you can just fly in a jet, get on Pornhub and get naked. Just ask the other passengers to shut up while you whack off.
bambino's Avatar
Mitchell Brothers was the bomb.
Did the one at Hwy 90 and Hunt Lane ever have a name, or was it always just “Movies?” Went through quite a few rolls of quarters there.
Guest010619's Avatar
Never went there. A friend used to manage the one on Main St and let me sit in for free. I took a girlfriend there once and afterwards he let us use his apartment nearby where we reenacted most of the scenes we saw. She was a beast already when it came to deepthroating.