Whether you are a provider or hobbyists, there are omens that a session is going to be regrettable, forgettable and just plain horrible. After 30 years of hobbling here are my top 5 omens:
1. Provider asks if it's ok if she watches the news while on top
2. She pulls back bedspread to reveal "skid marks" on fitted sheet
3. She explains that her small kid opened all of her condoms and blew them up like balloons and now she has none
4. She moved and forgot to tell you. You knock at the door of her former house and a dude answers
5. She fell asleep afterwards and I could not wake her. Panic city.
All true
- fcr59
- 03-10-2018, 11:28 PM
- ACharmXo
- 03-11-2018, 10:39 AM
Lol I shouldn’t laugh but these all sound like terrible situations .. hopefully they didn’t happen all in one date .. book with me I’ll be in town today and none of that would go down 
- Honey Hunter
- 03-11-2018, 10:46 AM
I haven't been in the hobby long, but I've already had #5 happen. Quite awkward. Hopefully I can avoid the rest of your list lol!
- bigryan2222
- 03-11-2018, 05:18 PM
I have had a girl leave what was more of a shit streak than a skid mark.
In another city I had a girl blow me off the night before and talk me into seeing her the next day. She was late, had an ok session, and then she fell asleep. That wouldn't have bothered me if it wasn't for me making it clear I had to leave by a certain time. She was not easy to wake up but eventually she bounced up threw her shorts and shirt on and walked out of my room with her bra and panties in her hands.
I have cancelled appointments twice because the girls told me someone else would be in the room. Once it was the girls kids and she told me it was ok because there was a sheet hanging between the beds. The other time it was the girls brother and he would sleep through it. I guess there was a third time too where the girl said her boyfriend would stay in the bathroom, I said no and she said she would make him take a walk. The previous time the girl asked if I was ok if we had a guy watch us and I could have a discount.i assumed the two guys were the same.
The only other times that really bothered me were when two different girls told me about hobby related things that made the hobby less enjoyable for me including taking months off once. One girl was telling me vague details about a member on this site. I can't go into details because of site rules but a guy was "helping" a girl and I later found out who the other girl was when her profile and all her reviews disappeared.
In another city I had a girl blow me off the night before and talk me into seeing her the next day. She was late, had an ok session, and then she fell asleep. That wouldn't have bothered me if it wasn't for me making it clear I had to leave by a certain time. She was not easy to wake up but eventually she bounced up threw her shorts and shirt on and walked out of my room with her bra and panties in her hands.
I have cancelled appointments twice because the girls told me someone else would be in the room. Once it was the girls kids and she told me it was ok because there was a sheet hanging between the beds. The other time it was the girls brother and he would sleep through it. I guess there was a third time too where the girl said her boyfriend would stay in the bathroom, I said no and she said she would make him take a walk. The previous time the girl asked if I was ok if we had a guy watch us and I could have a discount.i assumed the two guys were the same.
The only other times that really bothered me were when two different girls told me about hobby related things that made the hobby less enjoyable for me including taking months off once. One girl was telling me vague details about a member on this site. I can't go into details because of site rules but a guy was "helping" a girl and I later found out who the other girl was when her profile and all her reviews disappeared.
- DallasRain
- 03-11-2018, 07:09 PM
I went to an appointment in Oregon...after we were thru doin the deed,the guy tells me his wife is in bedroom upstairs....he said she had taken slwwping pills cause she was in a deep depression and basically housebound 24/7
as for slidmarks left...I try to give my gents a bubblebath before playtimes...and If I cant then I at least have extra sheets with me to change the bed
as for slidmarks left...I try to give my gents a bubblebath before playtimes...and If I cant then I at least have extra sheets with me to change the bed
- bigkansas1
- 03-12-2018, 09:38 AM
This just happened to me last August...but met a very nice lady (older then I like), but went with it all the same. We were in the middle of fucking the shit out of each other, when I start literally smelling SHIT! I think to myself that maybe she just farted?! I keep smelling it and at one point she asks if we should change positions. When I move and look down....YES....you guessed it!...she REALLY HAD SHIT HERSELF! It was all over...EVERYWHERE!!!!! So disgusted, I told her the session was over, hopped in the shower, cleaned myself off, got dressed and out the door faster then I ever have with a provider!