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Just being a happy wiseass and sharing. Summer's here with summer expenses like high utility bills and daycamp for my daughter so I'm pretty much on hobby hiatus till Aug or Sept due to lack of disposable income.
Been close to a month since my last provider encounter (which was a wonderful one, double with Sarah Owens and Chevelle), so the itch has been strong and the hand has been busy... and the attempting to get my very infrequently horny, lovely wife in the mood have has been seriously elevated.
Last night got enough drinks in her, and an afternoon nap and energy drink in me because I'm not a night owl anymore, and we had our first naked nightswimming of the season. Waters been warm enough for a couple weeks but had to wait till the tat I got for my birthday was completely healed (last on-the-books frivilous expendature of the spring).
Anyway was my lucky night and then some, making out and playing..and in the pool is the only way she ever does CG (while I sit on the steps) as well as the always fun me standing in the shallow end with her legs wrapped around me holding her up by her ass. She got off very big and had her occasional ephiphany 'oh yeah, I forgot I like sex.. need to get my head out of my ass and do this more often'. FYI I love and am very attracted to my wife, just oft frustrated because she spends a lot of time in her own little world and forgets my needs. We have good-great sex maybe once a month, if it were a bit more often I may not /need/ (but would still of course /want/) providers.
Anyway it's impossible for me to get off in the water but a very enjoyable experience nonetheless. She got off big time and was for all intents and purposes done but when we do this we usually get out and finish on dry land. I raised up and sat in the edge of the pool, pointing right in her face while she stayed in the water, hoping for a quick suck or 2 before she got out, and she blew my mind among other things and went full porn sucking and jacking me hard saying she wanted me to cum on her face. Can't stress enough how rare this is.. on the blue moon I get any kinda head its quick for foreplay or if Im lucky ending with HJ messing up the floor. So I got the full porn star mouth open, licking the head, shooting all over her face and in mouth and she laughed and spit and toweled off and I went to bed very surprised and happy hoping it may not be so bad a summer.
She did say after, jokingly, "You /owe/ me now". Wanted to tell her 'you know how broke I am, but if you had fun I know of a few guys who'd shell out real good $ for that'.
Hope the rest of the summer drought goes as well.. I'd already been back to trying to find a 'fwb' hookup on CL for the inevitiable lulls which anyone whose tried that knows the odds are about 9999999 to 1 in favor of spambots and flakes.

I just love it when a plan CUMS Together......just the right mix of tequila and foreplay. Or maybe she's been watching some training videos or taking lessons while you're at work LOL.

Anyway, we're glad you had some fun at home....my SO told me once that I didn't know what I was doing (sexually) so that's what I'll tell her if she ever discovers my hobby...just took your comment to heart and went to a professional so I'd be better for you. And after doing so many fine young girls I can now last a lot longer on the old lady...so she did benefit also

BBQ

Yeah, I'm sure there isn't a shortage of gents here that wouldn't mind sharing their wealth with your SO.

LMAO PAG (YOU OWE ME NOW)

Very nice read. Sounds like you have a hot and horny wife (when she wants to be). I hope it happens more often.

I stopped trying a LONG time a go to find a FWB on CL. I hope to find one some time and I hope you do to Pag.

Just a couple questions, paganguy. Do you have a cartridge, DE or sand pool filter. And does your skimmer pick up the floating spooge jellyfish.

My opinion? Gals have a 6th and 7th sense. A radar when you are poking into strange. Must be pheremones or something. More subtle than stinkfinger. She may want to keep you from straying. Go with it. Get her to kneel for a facepainting in the middle of the day. You might be surprised and pleased with the results.

Day-yum, PaganGuy, thanks for sharing!

Let me tell you about my own pool experience: I occasionally house-sit/dog-sit for my boss, who lives in a palatial 2-story with a wet bar and nice pool. Had Audrina Monroe over last summer, when my boss and "The Mrs." were vacationing; but Audrina told me that she is not a "pool person", so we just ended up spending 3 steamy hours in the guest BR.

Anyhoo, on a subsequent house-sitting stint -- this past spring, when all the oak blooms and assorted crap were falling --, I was skimming the pool; and, while fantasizing about all the naughty things I could be doing with Athena in said pool, I took a wrong step, lost my balance, and FELL IN -- fully clothed, with car keys (to include electronic "remote control" fob), cell phone, watch, glasses, and leather wallet loaded with cash!

If THAT wasn't enough to make MinVee go instantly limp, the still-chilly water WAS!

Congrats -- your fantasy ended on a better note than mine!

Just a couple questions...Do you have a cartridge, DE or sand pool filter. And does your skimmer pick up the floating spooge jellyfish. Originally Posted by flinde

Flinde -- Ever use that orange-scented product, called "Goo Gone", to remove chewing gum from a shoe sole; or the adhesive left from a label that you've peeled off a new appliance? I told my boss that if I ever blew my load in his pool, I'd dump in ~5 bottles of "Goo Gone" to take care of the mess.

Its amazing that you can have a discussion like that with your boss. He/she must be a great people manager.

I have had a couple bosses I'd like to take an anonymous dump or two in their pool. Anyone know if you can get dna off a dump?

flinde.. heh.. maybe so but shes not really the possessive or suspicious type
and most of what she caught got spit over the side and the rest wiped off on a towel.. cartridge filter too which Id think would be reasonably effective and the chlorine and Ph were optimum.
Love pool sex.. and hot tub .. which makes me sad we have a nice 5-6 person (depending on friendliness of said persons) hot tub we havent been allowed to hook up because were renting the house and the prop manager is a nazi so its sitting in the garage collecting dust.
In convo with a couple of ladies Ive lamented my inability to host an outcall during swimming season.

Thanks for the ph and chlorine level details, PaganGuy. I worry excessively about mustard algae.

Yea, a cartridge filter should get it out. Best to have someone else rinse out the cartridge though.

Day-yum, PaganGuy, thanks for sharing!

Let me tell you about my own pool experience: I occasionally house-sit/dog-sit for my boss, who lives in a palatial 2-story with a wet bar and nice pool. Had Audrina Monroe over last summer, when my boss and "The Mrs." were vacationing; but Audrina told me that she is not a "pool person", so we just ended up spending 3 steamy hours in the guest BR.

Anyhoo, on a subsequent house-sitting stint -- this past spring, when all the oak blooms and assorted crap were falling --, I was skimming the pool; and, while fantasizing about all the naughty things I could be doing with Athena in said pool, I took a wrong step, lost my balance, and FELL IN -- fully clothed, with car keys (to include electronic "remote control" fob), cell phone, watch, glasses, and leather wallet loaded with cash!

If THAT wasn't enough to make MinVee go instantly limp, the still-chilly water WAS!

Congrats -- your fantasy ended on a better note than mine! Originally Posted by GaryVee

Actually sweetie, I had my hair done the day before and I was worried the chlorine would affect the color. That and because I would have been pretty embarrassed if I left a black spot on the pillows from my hair being wet....... That was a great day though....