I was out with a friend and when were finished catting around, we stopped at a local McDonald's for a late meal. Get in there and see a guy looking shabby, wearing NO shoes and carrying a bag with a shoe box in there. Right.
We ate and the guy is still there so I just asked him why was walking around barefoot and carrying his shoes, he answered "Cause I'm an idiot."... all I could say was 'works for me' and left.