Pick-up lines

Corney, crass or funny they are always entertaining. I'll start with a few.

Baby are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all night?

How about some pizza and sex?
What, you don't like pizza?

How do you want your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

Must be jelly, 'cause jam doesn't shake like that.

I won't hurt you baby, I'm only 2inches long.

How much does a polar bear weigh?
I dunno, how much?
Enough to break the ice, hi my name is...

Hey baby, you have such a kind chin....the kind i'd like to rest by balls on.

SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

Glad I don't drink anymore when I got drunk I would just walk up and say "you want to fuck" no wonder I got in alot of fights.

Luv
Bob1962

So... should I call you or nudge you for breakfast?

I'm here now. So what were your other two wishes?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

Do you have a quarter? Because my mom told me to call home whenever I met the woman of my dreams

These are all good ones guys hahaha! You have to love them

Was your father a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Nice shoes, let's fuck. (slap) lol

When I was in school the standard line was "do you want to fuck" and like all the rest...at least 80% of the time the result was ummm no! *SLAP*...but that 20% was always worth it....

Screw me if I'm wrong...but, haven't we met before?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it." --To Kill a Mockingbird

All those curves, and me with no brakes....