Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room, relaxing.
In a serious tone, I said to them, "I never want to live life in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, please promise me now that you'll just pull the plug."
They contemplated my request briefly in silence. Then they got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine! The little bastards!