I want to go to work for KBR

KBR: "Well tell me Mr. John, what are your qualifications?"
DJ: "Rape, arson, murder by not properly grounding shower facilities, rape."
KBR: "You mentioned rape twice."
DJ: "I like rape."
KBR: "He will do."




http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-176935552.html
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/7610959.html

Ha!! Another good one...
TC