A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to another guy. They soon get
into a deep discussion about their sex lives and after a few the
cowboy asks the other dude, "Have you ever heard of the Rodeo
Position?" The other man said he hadn't so the cowboy continued in
saying "Well, you mount your wife from behind, cup her breasts
firmly, and say'Hey,these are almost as good as your sister's. See if
you can stay on for 8 seconds."