Funny streetwaker post on another board

I am headed to Philadelphia in a couple of weeks and was reading their forums on another board when I came across this "review" of a streetwalker:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1215154

She responded:

I would like to say that I appreciate the good "review" you wrote on me, but need to comment in on the part where you said I have "track marks". I totally disagree with you because I snort dope and remember cleary telling you that. No needle needed for that, and never did need one, so having not used a needle means no track marks :]

But still overall good post about me, thank you

Love it! A streetwalker with Internet access decides to clear her name.

LMAO that is TOO funny!!! Thanks for sharing

Jeez, did you look at the rest? lol I think you would have to hire a crop duster and also drive around the neighborhood with a cattle sprayer just to have a shot at delousing the neighborhood! I almost had to don a hazmat suit just to read the thread. And Dennis' room--now there is your Priceline bargain!

Wow

Just WOW

Now that site is some quality entertainment. In addition to a SW defending herself against track mark allegations by clarifying that she snorts rather than shoots, a few comments above that one, we find a gent reminiscing about going BB everything and topping it off with a cream pie.

WOW. Honestly just blows my mind.

I threw up a little... OMG...

Carlie

I wonder if any of them know that they live in Narnia? I am still nauseous after reading those threads.