Close Encounters Of The Worst Kind

Thought I’d start a thread where we can share funny stories related to the hobby. I guess it’s kind of like a bloopers reel at the end credits of a movie? Anyhoo, I’ll share the most recent one I had:

This was last year. I was dating a girl in the RW and we lived together. We both got home from work at the same time, went to the kitchen, opened the mail, talked about how our days went, yada yada yada, etc, and I was taking off my jacket, and boom....my hobby phone flew out of the front pocket, slid across the floor, we both looked at it for about 10 seconds and she asked where did I get that phone cause she’s never seen it. Took me a split second to say it was my business phone for business stuff. Since that day, I learned a valuable lesson and that is, to keep my hobby phone at work. A week or 2 after that incident, we broke up and “Motorolagate” was one of the reasons for the split. Kind of sucked though cause I wasn’t active in the hobby at the time, but I was texting providers and chumming it up.

Moral of the story: get yourself a Motorola (hell, even a Nokia) phone, cause those damn things would survive a nuclear holocaust! Seriously. Not a dent or scratch on that thing after it took a rough tumble on the floor!

I'll throw you a bone since apparently no one else has ever had anything funny happen to them in the hobby.


First hobby date...I arrived at the incall, and we chatted for a couple minutes. As the convo died down, she asked if I would like to get started. I agreed. She stood up and took off her clothes, I kinda just watched. She then looked at me and said something to the effect of, "sweetie, this is alot easier if you get naked too."

Lol! That’s happened to me too but I was waaay too drunk and couldn’t process what was going on

Oh I know! I had one for years aN it went threw dropped in the tub tons of times a pool and throw across the way! Lol their so durable compared to now!! Lol

Like one of my review says !

I Had a great time with this gent an I waited to eat after we go done! Asked if it was ok! An I had Taco Bell lol!
So with that Being said I had some nachos to eat an when I put the top which had cheese on it onto the bed! he rolled onto it not once but twice! An we just laughed! It was funny! Lol

Haha nice!

I love Taco Bell, especially after a session. I always get the same things too: nachos, cheesy Gordita crunch and steak quesadilla

Oh nice! Like the chicken quesadilla with the nacho cheese instead of three cheese !