Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer

Sir Lancehernot's Avatar
https://nypost.com/2017/03/27/starin...n-live-longer/

I pointed this out to my wife and asked me to show me her tits.

You'd've thought I'd've asked her to fuck me or give me a blowjob.

Any women who want to help me live longer, PM me for my number.
The article also says you could just look at cute puppies, although I'm not sure that has the exact same effect
The article also says you could just look at cute puppies, although I'm not sure that has the exact same effect Originally Posted by wfguy71

Yeah, because what if you were looking at a Shar Pei puppy. All those wrinkles...[shiver]
Massagejunkyie69's Avatar
^^^^^ Thank you! You just added 20 years to my life.
Sir Lancehernot's Avatar
Boobs. Not cleavage.

Yeah, the dancers and providers I am with on SC and IG apparently have figured out that puppies are an acceptable substitute for boobs.
WalkerTx's Avatar
Sorry, they lost me at Get Married and Have Kids !
Originally Posted by wfguy71
I want the puppy lol
I want you Alicia
Boobs and puppies have one thing in common...They both BARK at you.
Too bad I'm an azz man . Oh well....boobs n puppies are nice to play with too as long as their not mine
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Do more then just stare at them !!
Do more then just stare at them !! Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF
Damn Gina....big o titties lol
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Damn Right .. Thanks love

Damn Gina....big o titties lol Originally Posted by Analeese
I've been saying this since I was 15, and nobody ever believed me.