Eccos and eccas your boy is foooking back to liven up this foooking funeral home! I probably won't be here long because first, I have a shaft and massive balls so I don't take too well to other men telling me what da foook to do. It's all good, I spent my time getting free pus out of Max's wine dive and even scored a few freaky byotches out of a sex addicts meeting. I would suggest to the powers that be that Shine Da Great should have thread immunity. Your Coed viewership was probably down by half since I've been gone. Anyhoo, mods, Hans solo, my favorite mod, please come by The Address tonight and tell the door staff you are there for Shines party. We'll be up on the stage with the DJ. Once I show you cats how we foooking party Shine will have carte blanche around here. So come by modos and let's partay! #the address
.#shine is always lit. #hennessey. #ciroc. #on me(I mean my patnas). #shine for mod. # I'm foooked up. Let's get it!!! Toodlez....