More bad econmy

• The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!
• The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.
• It’s so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.
• The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
• The economy is so bad, law school students are having to get a law degree online because they can’t afford gas for their Maserati.
• The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, “This is a robbery!”
• The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss rose from the grave to write a new book: Green Eggs and Spam.
• The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.
• The economy is so bad, I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
• The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than GM.
• The economy is so bad, Obama met with three small businesses to discuss his Stimulus Plan: GM, Pfizer, and Citigroup.
• It’s so bad, McDonalds is introducing the 1/4-Ouncer.
• The economy’s so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
• The economy is so bad, mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, “Finish your meal! Don’t you know there are starving children in the US?
• The economy is so bad, Malia and Sasha Obama started a lemonade stand to raise money for bailouts.
• It’s so bad, the Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on Ebay.
• The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.
• The economy is so bad that the only company hiring this week is the one that sends people to scrape bankers off the sidewalk on Wall Street.
• It’s so bad, they renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street.”
• The economy is so bad, Angelina had to adopt a highway.

LMAO !! good ones !!



The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.

The economy is so bad, Dick Cheyney took his stock broker hunting.

The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss had to start eating Green Eggs and Spam.

The economy is so bad, rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent.

The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"

The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!

The economy is so bad that the highest paying job in town is jury duty.

The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying 1 roll of toilet paper.

The economy is so bad that I saw a van load of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border to Mexico.

The economy is so bad that parents in Beverly Hills are now having to raise their own children.

The economy is so bad that even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.

The economy is so bad I saw a polygamist with only 1 wife.

The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a suntan today!

The economy is so bad, hookers now have enough time on their hands to get horny. True story! Lol

that was great SNL! Just wanted to say hi to you... its been a while

that was great SNL! Just wanted to say hi to you... its been a while Originally Posted by lil_michelle1

have missed you LiL Michelle!!!

the economy is so bad, Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

the economy is so bad, my cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

the economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!

the economy is so bad, i got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the cashier asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad, that the mafia is now laying off judges.

The economy is so bad, Michael Phelps has to share a bong.

The economy is so bad that when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The economy is so bad, hobos in Beverly Hills now have to drink tap water.

The economy is so bad, CEO's and Doctors are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad, they built an Indian reservation on a casino.

The economy is so bad, a certain celebutante changed her name to "Paris Holiday Inn."

The economy is so bad, wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.

LOL! I love this thread SNL! Keep it going!

The economy is so bad we have to get people to watch the Neighborhood Watch People.
It's so bad, I saw Alaska on E-Bay.
The economy is so bad that on Oprah's final show she will be giving audience members pictures of new cars.
The economy is so bad that Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs!
The economy is so bad the IRS is accepting food stamps.

The economy is so bad hookers are giving free bj's just to get something warm in their stomach.

The economy is so bad I can't afford to pay attention

The economy is so bad, the US actually asked north korea to launch the missile on the 4th of july because they couldn't afford the fireworks
This is not a joke, but the truth: The economy is so bad, that America is asking "communist" China for help!!

The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.......................... ............. Bad Economy according to Walmart
Wow…What a deal!


What a deal…uhh…wait…

The economy is so bad, poor Ginger is sitting up in NWA without anyone to play with.