Funny Ads

Anyone else who peruses through bp see ads which simply make you laugh?

I'm a stickler for spelling and grammar.... though by no means infallable.

Here's an example: http://springfieldmo.backpage.com/Fe...ten-23/6194337

I'M THE ULTIMATE RELAXATION FOR MATURE GENTLEMEN!! ? ?
You're invited to discover a new dimension in sensual stimulation!
Incall or Outcall... With just a short notice!!!
Come Relax...Treat Yourself to a Great Time!!!
All LADIES WORK INDEPENDANT 100% REAL PICS AND REAL GIRLS
This IS My Friend Mx.Xxxxx...She Will Come Play 417-XXX-ZZZZ...ask for J**** (yes theres more than one girl)

I mean, come on. the question marks make me think they are second guessing themselves and not so sure if they fit the bill. The spelling is obvious, and the real girls... as opposed to blow up dolls??

LOL!

Anyone else got any good ones?

Here's another: http://springfieldmo.backpage.com/Fe...ngs-24/5441896

Sexy Laddies At Your Requet To Settle Your Summer Cravings

WE HAVE A HOT SEXY AND ALL DIFFERENT CRAVING VARRIETIES AND REFRESHING JUICES TO QUENCH A GENTLEMAN LIKE YOURSELF CRAVING THIRST WE ARE AN UPSCALE GROUP OF LADDIES AND READY AT YOUR CONVIENCE THERE IS NO NEED TO BE ALONE ON GORGOUSE DAYS LIKE THIS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GORGOUSE ESCORT BY YOUR SIDE WE HVE A 24/7 ANSWERING 417-XXX-ZZZZ.
100% real PICTURES 100% CERTIFIED

Certified?! By whom?? LOL! Not to mention this has to be the longest run-on ad I've ever seen! As an afterthought: Who actually RESPONDS to these kind of ads?? hehe!

And this: http://parkersburg.backpage.com/Fema...ady-23/1846380

look at this cuben and german lady

hi guys dwn here in sardis ohio lookin for sum fun call me at 567xxxxxxx no texin or messages

This ad is great because not only does she not know how to spell her ethnicity, but the ad says hello to OHIO and it's posted in WV! Hehe!

Is the second one an ad for young boys from Ireland?

lmao! I wondered if it was English, myself

LOL , all the time, babe ..... i'm really glad they post like that, it helps weed them out !

Well, I was wondering how they stay in biz! LOL! If I wouldn't call, and you (and many, many others) wouldn't call....

No, but you know what- look at Honey from Springfield's bp wow don't know about the spelling, but did think the picture or her smoking that blunt.....well was quite blunt lol wow just smh at what's out here

No, but you know what- look at Honey from Springfield's bp wow don't know about the spelling, but did think the picture or her smoking that blunt.....well was quite blunt lol wow just smh at what's out here

http://springfieldmo.backpage.com/Fe...als-25/6272529

You are so silly girl. You really read all that shit. LOL... I know why to.. LMAO.. LOVE YA CHICKIE

karlof.... lmao! i think the pic of just half the face led me to feel i dont really wanna see the other half

nikki.... WHAT UP?? hell yea i read that... its quite entertaining and i got ur PM... a looooooot has changed since u last saw us love ya too.... i come see u later this afternoon.... wanna make a trip w me to lake of the ozarks 2moro? i got a good one up there wants to visit with us both

Ok kids, here's another!!! She's a 'Women?' Messages?? Sounds like she needs a job as a secretary... or sexretary!!! lol!!

http://springfieldmo.backpage.com/Fe...ian-26/6571960


Now, this chick is HOTT!!!!!! But, she can't write to save her poor life Kinna sad!

http://springfieldmo.backpage.com/Fe...eld-21/6652264

Some of these girls should switch to FireFox for their browser... it auto spell-checks what they write.

But, lets face it... these ladies stay in business because most guys could give two shits if a woman can spell if she's hot... and most likely, when they meet her, they'll wish they had sprung for a girl with more going on upstairs.

Interesting one....

springfieldmo.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/where-is-the-bud-100/6724926

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Posted: September 10, 2011, 07:02 PM

Reply: click here
2eightone22one 556fourplease help me find my medicine lol

Poster's age: 100

I noticed the little design in the title looked familiar:

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Hmmmmmm......!