Encounter: Chelseassage

Date: 10-11-18
Name: Chelsea.p
User ID:: 408349
Phone: 832-781-1076
Email Address: Chelseapiers098@gmail.com
URL / Website: https://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=408349
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Richmond/Greenridge-ish
Activities: FBSM++
Hair Length and Color: Brunette, down to her bodacious booty
Age: 23
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: Like her sibling, Chelsea's physique practically defies description. Look at the pics on her bio page. She looks like that. Some airbrushing to disguise distinctive ink, but the curves are as represented. Simply awe-inspiring.
Recommendation: Yes

Thank you for your unsolicited opinion. Apparently (1) you have me confused with someone who is interested in what you have to say, (2) can't solve simple word puzzles, and (3) are completely ignorant of the lovely lady being reviewed. Have a nice day.

Nice job TM

Thank you for your unsolicited opinion. Apparently (1) you have me confused with someone who is interested in what you have to say, (2) can't solve simple word puzzles, and (3) are completely ignorant of the lovely lady being reviewed. Have a nice day. Originally Posted by Toolman

Ive seen this girl more than most so stick to your word puzzle and try a little less on your judgement.

Ive seen this girl more than most so stick to your word puzzle and try a little less on your judgement. Originally Posted by allaboutthebbbj

Hmm. You've seen her more than "most"? How would you know how often "most" have seen her? Why did you see her so many times, if you have such a tepid opinion of her? Or, if your experience(s) with her failed to rock your boat, perhaps "most" bring out a better response from her than you do. Or, perhaps you're just mouthing off, trying to maintain some contrived image on this board. The possibilities are several. Puzzling, no?

P.s. Don't mess with senior citizens.

You are absolutely clueless. You took my comment as a negative when in fact it was not negative toward her at all. More toward you and your ridiculous code.

You are absolutely clueless. You took my comment as a negative when in fact it was not negative toward her at all. More toward you and your ridiculous code. Originally Posted by allaboutthebbbj

Junior, please learn to use a dictionary. Tepid means lukewarm, i.e., less than enthusiastic. Your words were "if you paid more than 200 then you got took." That suggests to a reasonable reader, that you believe the value of an hour of her time and company to be no more than 200. I rather suspect that "most" who have seen her would disagree with your less than enthusiastic, i.e., tepid, assessment. (Please read VERY CAREFULLY, I did not say "negative" in my initial response to your asinine reply.)

As for my use of "codes", it's my review and I can put whatever I want in the ROS, so long as it does not violate the rules of the board. I like to have a little fun when I write reviews. After writing almost 400 of them since the early aspd days, it gets tedious to do, without having some fun. But it must be done to maintain PA credit. I find it especially fun to confound simple minds, such as yours, who find it too challenging to decipher my pricing shorthand. Obviously, if you had successfully decoded my report, you would know that, at her discretion, I didn't "pa[y] more than 200" and, therefore, did not get "took" [sic, taken], even by your undoubtedly short measuring stick.

I don't know you and you don't know me. I rather suspect from your behavior in this post, that I've been around this game far longer than you; perhaps longer than you've been sucking air and wasting space. If you don't like the codes, so be it. You made my day! Just remember that opinions are like a**holes. Everybody has one. You might want to keep your pants on yours. Just a suggestion from your elder.

P.s. If you wish to continue this battle of wits, you might want to see if someone will sell you some ammo.

Who is her sister is she on here? I’ve seen Chelsea she’s beautiful

Its hilarious how this clown continues to throw insults and also feels the need to announce how many aspd reviews he has. Good stuff

Who is her sister is she on here? I’ve seen Chelsea she’s beautiful Originally Posted by firsttimeagain

https://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=427979

Its hilarious how this clown continues to throw insults and also feels the need to announce how many aspd reviews he has. Good stuff Originally Posted by allaboutthebbbj

Couldn't find any ammo, huh? You started this, Bozo. Maybe you should run for public office as a Democrat. You and Ms. Ocasio-Cortez seem intellectually suited for one another.