How will YOU retire....

After reading Vyt's "Ode to Natalie" tonight, upon return to my hotel room while on tour in California, I had to ask myself, "So when the time comes, how will I leave?" With a big "whoosh", letting everyone know that I have broken free of the sexually addictive chains that bind me with an enormous goodbye thread...


Or just quietly, as the wind blows to the east, until some mod makes a note of it for all to see.




So, how will YOU leave the hobby, if you so choose to one day?


Hobbyists? PROVIDERS?




RALPHEY BOY's Avatar
once my application for the Circus is approved,, I will then fade away into obscurity..
austinkboy's Avatar
I will elope with the woman of my dreams, and ride off into the sunset, never to be heard from again... except for an occasional cameo appearance at Whispers GC event.
knotty man's Avatar
in a box....a pine box! HFL-VL (hobby for life-vatos loco) lol
in a box....a pine box! HFL-VL (hobby for life-vatos loco) lol Originally Posted by knotty man

I like your style
Baloney Pony's Avatar
Howdy, Folks!

I wonder if we'll see more of this sort of farewell...
Whispers's Avatar
I've two Benjis secreted away between photos in my wallet so that when I am on my deathbed in the hospital or hospice I can offer them to some cute nurses aide to suck my withered old dick one last time and hopefully pass away as she finishes.....
WyldemanATX's Avatar
With my boots on!

Never mind in the middle of a 4some.
My dream is to have a good enough job to leave this lifestyle. Recently, I've discovered that only I can change that. No knight or saviour or billionaire is going to come and rescue me. So I love escorting for the ability to let me go to school full time, but lets face it, the older you get, the harder it becomes -for me anyway. I can't leave this lifestyle right now, but knowing that I'm doing something to change my situation makes me feel better about where I'm at. So I hope someday the circumstances will be for me to leave this lifestyle because I was able to make good enough money doing something else!
I've two Benjis secreted away between photos in my wallet so that when I am on my deathbed in the hospital or hospice I can offer them to some cute nurses aide to suck my withered old dick one last time and hopefully pass away as she finishes..... Originally Posted by Whispers
Good answer. That's so you...
johnnieknox's Avatar
Im just here for the entertainment. Maybe for my own morbid curiousity ??I actually think us guys that take advantage of a womans financial misfortune are sick bastards. Sometimes I just cant help myself.
Im just here for the entertainment. Maybe for my own morbid curiousity ??I actually think us guys that take advantage of a womans financial misfortune are sick bastards. Sometimes I just cant help myself. Originally Posted by johnnieknox
Can't wait to read your first review.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Can't wait to read your first review. Originally Posted by Damon Bradley
Ditto. Hope he doesn't fall off the wall.
Ditto. Hope he doesn't fall off the wall. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Eggggs- actly!
in a box....a pine box! HFL-VL (hobby for life-vatos loco) lol Originally Posted by knotty man
Right there with ya! I'm hopefully going out sideways and on fire!!