Question from a newbie to providers.

I'm new to the hobby and with a big bonus from my job this week i was able to see a few providers. Why is it every time I tell a provider that i showered and groomed myself before the appointment that i always get laughed at? (not really laughed at, but they chuckle or giggle). I thought cleaning before an appointment would be proper ettiquette, and a good way to be a good hobbyist? Am I missing something? Is getting dirty hobbyist a norm?

They giggled that you tod them. It's just expected.

You've made a wonderful first impression! It should be the norm to be clean and sweet smelling for a lady, after all it IS a first date! I hope you giggled with them! Have fun and play safe!

ditto!

cleanliness is top priority.......hell if you are dirty,a nice saopy shower is awesome foreplay!!

Welcome to the hobby sweetheart.. I do not think they were laughing AT you. They just giggled because you probably sounded so excited and wanted everything to be just right. You did what we providers hope all you men do!! Show up squeaky clean. I bet you made a wonderful impression!!!

Clean? Shower? No I do not shower unless it is Tuesday, once a week is all I need. Just teasing.

I have to agree with LilRed, she just giggled cuz she prolly could tell you were new. I am sure I said something querky my first time. Welcome to the community and I suggest sticking with the well reviewed and reputable ladies you see here, you will be in good hands. Also, do not be afraid to tell the ladies what it is you like, in my experience the ladies here seem to want to please me and my requests are not outlandish, i save those for Dallas, lol. I still want to have session in my office, do not know why, but the thought of it turns me on!!! I would love to just swish all the files off my desk grab the woman who is wearing a short skirt throw her up on the desk and go to town, sounds fun to me. Tell the ladies you desires in my experience they want to please and well I like being pleased, lol.

quote--I would love to just swish all the files off my desk grab the woman who is wearing a short skirt throw her up on the desk and go to town, sounds fun to me.


wwwoooohhhooooooo sounds yummmy you dirty boy!!

Yes, I am a dirty boy, gonna give me a spanking!

Nice avatar Dallas!!!