Encounter: Horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face....

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Date: 11/7/18
Name: Callled herself Candy, sure that changes more than her G-string
User ID:: -
Phone: 4092417651
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://milfy.com.houston.listcrawle...post/27272702/
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Federal and Market (west of Jacinto city)
Activities: Attempted bbbj, attempted DATY, covered k9, Greek for a moment. Bitching, complaining.
Hair Length and Color: Dyed blonde with 6 week roots (daaaamn girl, get yo hair did)
Age: I’m going with 38
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Very petite with nice t&a, lee press ons, long legs (bruised) mommy damage but not too bad. Dirty feet (gross) total butter face unless you’re into Mr. Ed.
Recommendation: No
This review deserves a beer. I've been all over the world and never heard a smell referred to as a warm turtle tank. That's freaking funny.
Bad area , why would you even consider a girl in that area? How much did you waste
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LOL...Ok u have gone this far tell us the donation please...
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LOL...Ok u have gone this far tell us the donation please... Originally Posted by Chlorine
Read above private message.
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Funny shit!