fellow jimmies yer ...plastic man ...has been the victim of a cruel an unconstitutional attack ...here on the beloved jimmie board!
...as ya be aware ...plastic man ...recently returned from his first victorious ...mission ...in the space force against a dire an unrelenting ...threat ta this ...planet
...an durin his convalescence tryin ...ta ferget the horrors few ...men ...have nots only faced ...but overcome yer ...plastic man ...tried ta share ones a ...his blessed holiday traditions involvin candy ...canes only ta be ...insulted ta his very core with a viscious accusation by a jimmie ...mod
...ta haves this ...happen ...durin veterans day ...week is beyond any sort of understandin an human courtesy
...please pray fer yer ...plastic man